I got da Purlingbrook Blues
When I got some mud upon my shoes
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
And I dunno what to do
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
'Cause there's no water in the loos
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
'Cause I need to do a poo
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
'Cause I lost the school keys too
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
I looke through the camp site through and through
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Ryan's arrows over the fence they flew
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
And the guard dog's on the loose
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
My compass, its not reading true
I think I'm lost in Timbuktu
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
The clouds they came and blocked the view
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
No stars to shine on me 'n you
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
My arrows no yellow only blue
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
I need a bullseye or I'll lose
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Mrs Lynch is tired with the flu
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
She's been unhappy with the crew
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
A bucket bath will never do
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
My armpits smell just like my shoe
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Patricia, Megha and Kavita showed us how to move
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
They walk so fast, now they're on the news
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
We'll dance we're looking smooth
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
We're really sexy, we've got the groove
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
I'll have a sausage maybe two
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
If I have another then I'll spew
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Singing 99 bottles of Tooheys New
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
I'm feeling dizzy, down to my last two
I got da Purlingbrook Blues
Sure gets a hold of you

I got da Purlingbrook Purlingbrook Purlingbrook Purlingbrook Blues
I got da Purlingbrook Purlingbrook Purlingbrook Purlingbrook Blues
It's never red, It's never yellow, It's never green, Its only blue!

by Mr J. 24 August 2000